The Doctor told me my Kidneys looked in good condition. He showed them to me on a stainless steel tray.
I screamed into the darkness. The darkness screamed louder.
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The Doctor told me my Kidneys looked in good condition. He showed them to me on a stainless steel tray.
I screamed into the darkness. The darkness screamed louder.
I put on headphones as a burning jet engine sailed passed my window. I pulled down the shutter and waited to die.
The lift door opened and I stepped. Into open space.
A man sits alone at a table drinking coffee. There is a carving knife sticking halfway into his skull which for a moment, he doesn't seem to notice.
Oooh I'll have to start callig you Mr Scarypants soon. You've raised your game, Oz. I will have to do better ...
For now ...
I finally realised my life's ambition of being surrounded by nature. Lying here, amongst the earthworms, I felt sure that we would soon become well-aquainted.
I farted and a genie popped out
When our eyes met, I just knew it was meant to be. Inside that crowded little jar of formaldehyde.
We chose the most beautiful spot to picnic that day. Our spirits soared as we watched our bodies lying, entwined, at the base of those magnificent white cliffs.
I like that last one.
It was an endangered Blue-Eyed Black Lemur. It's beautiful markings spoiled only by the hole from my spear.
As I slowly pulled the trigger I heard the round drop into the chamber. Damn you Russian Roulette.
"Hey mister how come all these people have no tongues?" "They asked me a question"
Thank you Oz. Your first one made me feel sad and your second one gave me goose bumps.
He had such haunting eyes, and so much presence. Although he’d lived with me for years, it was only today that we were finally able to embrace.
Ooooh I wonder who died.
I noticed that the teeth of a great white are large and sharp. How easily and cleanly they bit into my flesh.
I bet you were a bit of a mouthful, Oz.
The shark reflected that selecting a 6'5 Australian to sink it's large sharp teeth into wasn't the best idea today. He should have waited until he got that niggly tooth sorted out at the shark tooth dentist first.
The 6'5 Australian always wanted to be a marine biologist. He thought that if he could just get his selfie-phone to work, here, inside this great white's stomach,then it would look really cool on his resume.
Sorry. Couldn't resist. Straight face now and back to topic .
As the winter mist finally cleared, I thought how beautifully the spiders had woven their intricate webs around my bare bones. Now it was spring, and light, someone would surely come and rescue me.