Clasie to go?

Lazio want Jordy Clasie, according to reports. - External Link

And Dick van Dyke wants to go to Liverpool.
Just a thought but why don't you try and keep hold of your best players for a change and have a decent stab at the league and a cup next season?

Oh and now Bertrand to Man City I hear.
Is anybody asking why your best players are being sold?

Apparently they'll be sacking Poo-Hole too just as soon as they can work out who to replace him with.

I heard Claudio Ranieri was second favourite at one point, may well still be for all I know.
That would be quite amusing, unless of course lightening does actually strike twice.

To be fair, Ranieri was successful playing at a plastic stadium in front of happy clappy fans..........I guess it could strike twice.

He's still 3rd favourite. There are some other good names in the list... Hodgson, Pardew, Gary Neville, Steve McLaren.

To be fair I'd give Lou Reed and Freddy Kruger a bit more credit than that to go for one of them.