Originally Posted by
stokearab
If Csaba was doing the Liverpool team talk on Saturday it might go like this
“OK lads we kick off against Madrid in ten minutes, I know you’re all tired but give it your best shot”
“We’re not tired boss”
“Come on lads I know it, you know it, you’re knackered. I even wrote to FIFA about it”
“You mean UEFA boss?”
“No, FIFA. I wrote to them complain about this. I said big games like this should be played at the start of the season not at the end when all the players are so tired”
“We’re not tired boss”
“OK lads. Tactics. I don’t want you to keep the ball for too long, this is tiring. Real Madrid are a fantastic side. They have better players than you. Come on, how many videos did we watch?”
“27 boss”
“And they never lost in all 27 did they? So they are really good. Big name players too”
“We can beat them boss”
“I doubt it. Farah, when I bring you off at 1-0 down I don’t want you complaining”
“My name is Salah boss”
“You’re the long distance runner boy, yes, Mo Farah yes, need to be fast for these long balls Robinson sends you”
“It’s Roberston boss”
“So, now, try hard, it will be very hot, boiling, please do it for Liverpool legend like Saint and Greasy”
“You mean Greavsie?”
“Yes, Greasy”
“He played for Spurs boss”
“Never mind lets do it for Saint instead. By the way I was going to tell you after the match but the club cancelled your win bonus for this one. They need the money to bring better players in. OK the music started, nice music, go out now, enjoy the music, remember I will make substitutes when we go 2-0 down so we will always have a chance”