Nicked from Jerry Sadowitz:
If you pour boiling water over someone from Dundee you get a new flavour of Pot Noodle.
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Nicked from Jerry Sadowitz:
If you pour boiling water over someone from Dundee you get a new flavour of Pot Noodle.
Which famous artist has got brown fingers?
Pickasso.........
My Mrs says I am crap in bed, but I've but never heard her moaning.........................
I had a job interview yesterday, & I was asked what my qualities are.
I said "I can perform under pressure"
"Thats good" said the bloke, "Can you give me an example?"
I replied:
Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de
Pressure pushing down on me................................................
Just read a book about vintage hi-fi enthusiasts and It was rubbish, full of outdated stereotypes........................
Two Dundonians walking down Union Street and they both see a sign in a Shop Window that say's...
"Suits from £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers & Dresses £5.00."
One say's to the other '' Look at those prices'' ''We could buy a boatload and take them home to Dundee and treble our money''
They both go into the shop and say to the Assistant....
''I would like Twenty Suits, Thirty Jackets, Fifty pairs of Trousers and Twenty five dresses please''
The Assistant say's ''Are you two from Dundee ?''
''Yes'' they say, ''How do you know that?''
The Assistant says...
''This is a Dry Cleaners''........................
Got my viagra and sleeping pills mixed up yesterday. Went off to have forty ****s.
w.a.n.k.s !!Quote:
Originally Posted by sheepcrooky
Why is Mickey Mouse’s helicopter ****e..............because it Disneyland.
s.h.i.t.e. !!! Are there any words allowed here nowadays.Quote:
Originally Posted by sheepcrooky