[quote="Corkhead"]Well the Scummer seems to have lost interest in his game so let's have a run-down of the scores.
1. The "Legendary"Ted Bates statue. What Happens Next? Soon after it's unveiling to a fanfare of trumpets it is quietly dismantled and sold off for scrap. "Hilarious".
2.Ali Dia. WHN? Substitued. Dia was signed by Southampton manager Graeme Souness, after Souness received a phone call purporting to be from Liberian international and former FIFA World Player of the Year, George Weah. "Weah" told Souness that Dia was his cousin, had played for Paris Saint-Germain, and had played 13 times for his country. None of this was actually true, and the phone call to Souness was made by a fellow university student of Dia's, suggesting that he should give Dia a chance with Southampton. Souness was convinced, and without any due diligence, Dia was signed on a one-month contract. Embarrassingly "mirthful".
3. [b]The 1976 Scum Cup-winning te