Originally Posted by
WBA1955
I went to the local co op earlier, I always wait until it's quiet after dark. I parked on the car park right outside. I made sure I locked the car before I went and I noticed a gang of five youths hanging around outside the butchers.
I got my beer and my favourite pork pie plus some bread, eggs and other stuff.
I struggled back to the car with two bags in my hands and that's when these b astards jumped on me.
My wife said I ought to go to the hospital in the morning. I said I don't like hospitals they're not pleasant places, but she said it's best I go to see if any of them have regained consciousness..