Search:

Ah okay. Nae problem, was just confused by that!

He was born in Aberdeen and has played for Scotland under 19s and under 21s. In what way is he technically English?

It really is a fantastic job the club has done over the last two decades. To gradually convince 80% of an often cynical fanbase that the club staying at the park where it has always played (and...

I've been thinking a lot about this recently. I've significantly reduced the amount of meat I eat in the last few months, although I still eat fash and probably too much dairy. It's actually not...

Over-rated IMO.

Naebody goes to the pub now. I'm led to believe that the only place in Insch where one can wet one's whistle nowadays is the fkin golf club. (Not that there's anything wrong with Insch Golf Club,...

"Cops"? Is that normal Daily Record language?

As for the incident, my money's on an argument over who gets the honour to pay for lunch for the girls at Wagamama. Either that or, y'know, some...

Aye, pretty sure autopick would have given me a better team than I got, didn't really know what I was doing. Can't wait for the new season though!

Fk it, I'm in - Star Spangled Bangers.

Tempted but I dinna hae a clue about players. Is Thurman Thomas still on the go? What happens in a live draft?

The fishmongers on Murray's Lane (aff Menzies Road) is good. It's called Blue Sea Products.

Worth watching for the tidy burdz. BBC have completely fkin lost the plot though. It's only some posh ****s on bikes or horses, brown folk are still dying in Africa and on wee boats on the...

Taylor? Wrong occupation-based surname.

RIP wee man.

Chris Hoy on the telly just there talking about the pushbikes. Class act.

Starting to get a bit fed up of all the inspirational Olympic stories.

Lemmings was ace. Cannon Fodder too. Great memories.

Oh the humanity. Bowie, Ali, Prince, Mrs Mangel.

Oh, and Plain Jane Superbrain was fkin lovely.

Yes. Denise.

I refuse to back "Beef" until he confirms which way he voted in the referendum.

http://i64.tinypic.com/2ez33o5.jpg

The four ersed monkey.