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    Meanwhile, Pittodrie's resident seagulls

    Meanwhile, Pittodrie's resident seagulls
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    Paul Gascoigne's invisible flute

    Paul Gascoigne's invisible flute
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    up Daphne Broons pishflaps

    up Daphne Broons pishflaps
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    Back to Dave Mac tho .... financially, a hell of...

    Back to Dave Mac tho .... financially, a hell of a load o' folk are goosed! ... As a professional musician, my income has suddenly become nil! ... thank fυck Ah saved a wee bit every month ... even...
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    Guys at weddings or functions who ask ... ...

    Guys at weddings or functions who ask ...

    "Would you like a drink?" .. to which I respond ...
    "yes please, that would be lovely."
    "What can I get you?"
    "A lager would be nice, thanks very...
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    No .... whether uber-hun or top red, he/she has a...

    No .... whether uber-hun or top red, he/she has a face that wid turn milk soor ... in the dark ... a waste o' a braw set o' paps assumin they're real.
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    He's far too poofy

    He's far too poofy
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    food, water and oxygen

    food, water and oxygen
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    with his cordless daftie-drill

    with his cordless daftie-drill
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    several large hairy looking

    several large hairy looking
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    as he cheerfully sang

    as he cheerfully sang
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    Six gigs cancelled in the last 7 days ... one was...

    Six gigs cancelled in the last 7 days ... one was not gonna be a big 'earner' ... the other 5 worth over £700.

    Nae a lot tae some ... but as a hand tae mouth self employed dude ... fkn brutal!
    ...
  13. Speaking about his appointment, Graham said: ...

    Speaking about his appointment, Graham said:

    "I am delighted to be joining Rangers.

    "Our most loyal soap dodging minkers have been working tirelessly spreading coronavirus around Glasgow and...
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    Ah suspect, given the right ambience ... and...

    Ah suspect, given the right ambience ... and maybe a few voddies, she might get a wee bit armourous ;) .... Oh ... and .... rooools! :D
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    ... **** it ... Ah'm pullin the cairt here .......

    ... **** it ... Ah'm pullin the cairt here .... c'mon radges ... Ah'll gie ye a few first lines tae get yer teeth intae ... wi easy and nae so easy rhymes ...

    ... A former radio presenter ca'd...
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    There once was a team called rangers who...

    There once was a team called rangers
    who presented opponents great dangers
    They would fair leave the boot in
    when the ref 'wisna lookin'
    But alerted him when requiring of favours
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    Durie -- Gough -- RAMSAY -- ... and FFS ... I...

    Durie -- Gough -- RAMSAY -- ... and FFS ... I spy, with my little eye .... somethin ( atween the sticks ) beginnin wi 'M' .... and endin wi a fυckin career hinderin clatter!
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    Butcher -- Gatusso -- Barry!!!! :O

    Butcher -- Gatusso -- Barry!!!! :O
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    And ... hey .... dinna forget McCoist! .......

    And ... hey .... dinna forget McCoist! .... cheatin dirty cυnt!
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    Tam Forsyth ( The scythe) .... a dirty basτard...

    Tam Forsyth ( The scythe) .... a dirty basτard celebrated for his dirty basτardness by a certain contingent ootwith the hunnery and associated hun suburbs an' sattelites.
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    Paul Gascoigne is a greetin' faced, wife beatin,...

    Paul Gascoigne is a greetin' faced, wife beatin, air-flute playin, Brasso guzzlin hun cυnt.
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    I dinna think Ah'll ever be able tae stop laughin...

    I dinna think Ah'll ever be able tae stop laughin at Wee Wullie Bluenose :D .... 'The queen's eleven, from royal blue heaven' .... :D :D
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  24. Well, we're winnin 5-0 on yellow cards :(

    Well, we're winnin 5-0 on yellow cards :(
  25. Anderson on for McLennan

    Anderson on for McLennan
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