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    The earth will end by 2025 if Corbyn gets in. ...

    The earth will end by 2025 if Corbyn gets in.

    I’d volunteer for the one way trip to Mars if he does.
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    Once there was nothing and at some point in the...

    Once there was nothing and at some point in the future once the energy runs out and the universe stops expanding there will be nothing again.

    This initially seems worrying as it makes everything...
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    Probably another Fabian DeFreitas and Matt Carbon.

    Probably another Fabian DeFreitas and Matt Carbon.
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    The Apollo mission was at some points travelling...

    The Apollo mission was at some points travelling at 7 miles per second Des.

    Stourbridge to Tipton in less than a second,just think about that!

    That’s already impossible to comprehend in my eyes...
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    The Moon Landing - 50 years 20thJuly

    As a 7 1/2 year old I was fascinated by it and by space travel in general.

    I still am........I’d love to see us reach Mars before I die.

    We have to find a way out of our solar system because...
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    Not a problem that afflicts me Acid old lad. ...

    Not a problem that afflicts me Acid old lad.

    Mine still twitches like Harry Redknapp at the site of a good looker!
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    “Lapses in concentration and gets caught in...

    “Lapses in concentration and gets caught in possession”..........I can hardly wait,sounds like an absolute diamond 😔
  8. 😆 😆 😆 I must say I’m presently surprised...

    😆 😆 😆

    I must say I’m presently surprised Boingy........traditionally this last two weeks are my best two weeks of the summer season,I was expecting to be a chunk down given all the doom mongering...
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    Fancy a Semi?

    From Rotherham.....Semi Ajeyi.

    I’ve been to Rotherham,just the once......not the slightest inkling of one on that occasion!
  10. It’s funny you should say this Boingy. A...

    It’s funny you should say this Boingy.

    A couple of years ago we had a wake for one of my mates and former players from the Kidderminster Sunday League side I ran.....Ben was sadly murdered in a...
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    Warnock described him as a “lazy b a s t a r d”...

    Warnock described him as a “lazy b a s t a r d” during their promotion season where he scored 20 odd goals.

    He did Jack s h I t last season.

    Sounds promising doesn’t he.

    Well done Mr...
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    I’d lose the will to live dissecting that twenty...

    I’d lose the will to live dissecting that twenty line middle paragraph so I’ll keep it short and say you’re over thinking it imo.

    Our top three including Cook have been woeful in the main since...
  13. Cheer up Boingy.....Gareth Barry is staying

    All is well with the world.
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    Smug is never a good look in life 923. Even...

    Smug is never a good look in life 923.

    Even you must surely admit that Root got it appallingly wrong in the final and got us well behind the rate again with a strike rate of 23 per 100 balls?
    ...
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    The startling aspect to this 68 is that there’s a...

    The startling aspect to this 68 is that there’s a more inept recruitment department operating at another club.

    This could result in 30 years hard labour for said muppet in China.


    Roughly...
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    Can hardly contain my excitement for the coming...

    Can hardly contain my excitement for the coming season.

    Hope Jenkins has provisionally booked an open top bus for next May.
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    Bilic showing first signs of frustration!

    In a piece in the E&S.

    So here we go........it’s a “pull your finger out of your a r s e pronto” shot at Dowling and Jenkins.

    There will only be one winner Slaven.....history tells us this.
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    My wife has a hammer and a...

    My wife has a hammer and a screwdriver......,nothing else is needed.

    Superfluous nonsense.
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    At this moment I’d like to thank you and the rest...

    At this moment I’d like to thank you and the rest of the Swedish nation Tomas.

    For mass producing s h I t furniture through IKEA to save many of us British blokes from having to spend hours p I s...
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    I’ve been so nervous about this match I haven’t...

    I’ve been so nervous about this match I haven’t been able to watch it and then like a fool I turn on to see that last over start.

    Terrible first and third deliveries by Archer and two awful bits...
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    Why did geography teachers always have leather...

    Why did geography teachers always have leather patches on their jacket elbows?

    Des will know?
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    My one son in law always thought golfers were...

    My one son in law always thought golfers were boring b a s t a r d s and he then took it up himself and became one.

    My other son in law is a c u n t.

    He left my daughter with a one year old!
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    England 42-1 after 13.1 overs,this is worryingly...

    England 42-1 after 13.1 overs,this is worryingly slow.

    Root 3 runs from 22 balls FFS.

    Not rotating strike enough and in danger of putting to much pressure on those to follow.

    Pick up the...
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    Like the wine making son in law in Reggie Perrin...

    Like the wine making son in law in Reggie Perrin 68 lol 😆

    I find that people who “tinker” with cars are also ultra boring t w a t s.

    There’s a special place in hell for blokes who love DIY and...
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    Boingy.........after years of debate on all media and on here you’ve summed it up brilliantly.

    Such a fantastic analogy.

    #Inanutshell
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