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  1. Thread: 4 words story

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    the box so I

    the box so I
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    .....and as a good Dons fan, may be lurking on...

    .....and as a good Dons fan, may be lurking on here.
    Get well soon, the pair of you.
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    I would think so Without Paula they can’t...

    I would think so
    Without Paula they can’t prescribe.
    Her boyfriend is a pharmacist with Michie’s too
    So that’s them 2 down.
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    Nah The pharmacist in Rosemount Place has...

    Nah
    The pharmacist in Rosemount Place has though.
    Getting close to home.
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    Things are looking bleak.

    Things are looking bleak.
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    Isn’t there some club or something that you...

    Isn’t there some club or something that you recently retired folk can go to to while away you’re few remaining hours?


    P.S. it’s dog s’hite not dog s’hit
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    What’s an emoji?

    What’s an emoji?
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    No It’s b’ollocks how quickly folk start to...

    No
    It’s b’ollocks how quickly folk start to blame outsiders.

    I came into the country 14 days ago so presumably it’s all my fault.

    People travel, get used to it.


    Edit : I see that farmers...
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    B’ollocks

    B’ollocks
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    We’re not an island, we’ve got the f’uckin...

    We’re not an island, we’ve got the f’uckin English to the south of us.
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    Someone must have managed to untie the knot on a...

    Someone must have managed to untie the knot on a carry oot bug.

    Bug, ken
  12. Have I got this right? They are now being run by...

    Have I got this right?
    They are now being run by Hamilton Accies?
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    God help me, I never thought that I would ever...

    God help me, I never thought that I would ever say this but Michael Gove looks competent doing this press conference.

    I must be coming down with something.
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    Back to money It doesn’t really exist so they...

    Back to money

    It doesn’t really exist so they can do whatever they want.
  15. Thread: 4 words story

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    Alex Salmond is innocent.

    Alex Salmond is innocent.
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    Pssst! Want to buy some spec frames? ...

    Pssst!

    Want to buy some spec frames?

    Genuine article.
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    When’s logic ever had anything to do with it? ...

    When’s logic ever had anything to do with it?

    You’re not supposed to go outside unless you’re walking your dog.
    Obviously having a dog with you keeps the virus at bay.
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    F’uck That’s us banned from doing any eye...

    F’uck

    That’s us banned from doing any eye tests.

    Remember lads
    If you need any specs or prescription sunglasses etc.
    The Optical Warehouse supports the Dons
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    Either play the games or it's null and void. ...

    Either play the games or it's null and void.

    It's a bit hard on Dundee United but I'll learn to live with that.
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    You can't win a league that doesn't get finished.

    You can't win a league that doesn't get finished.
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    I admit that English football is never that high...

    I admit that English football is never that high up on my list of thoughts....but....Liverpool
    😀😀😀😀
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    Ach, they’d have to do that anyway, after they’d...

    Ach, they’d have to do that anyway, after they’d been relegated.
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    I wouldn't look for it to make any sense if I...

    I wouldn't look for it to make any sense if I were you.

    Question now is, how do they get out of it?

    End result has to be that all this has saved us from oblivion or they're in big trouble.
    ...
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    Nah They’re a bit clarty. Specsavers stuff...

    Nah
    They’re a bit clarty.

    Specsavers stuff might be okay.
    All it’s fit for.
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    I’ve never tried I’ll let you know

    I’ve never tried
    I’ll let you know
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