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New suggested songs to tune of ABBAs "Voulez Vouz"

"Foo's Yer Doos, ah-hah" etc

(I'll get me own coat)

Aye, and don't start me on these smug pretentious Jambo pricks on From The Terrace either.

Devlin

What a shower of cants.

(Present company excepted)

Hmm, kind of close XD

That aged well. Wow, what utter ****e

In theory Warnock would be better at coaching the 3 at the back than previous team. Same hoofs up to Miovski too

Sokler

I reckon you can see the "flare" of season tickets being burnt from space

He's an utter basket-case

Presumably the son's real first name was "On-Thee" ...

Gartenman-Min

Ach man. That's very sad news. I liked reading his posts.

Thoughts with his family and his loon who I believe is also a dandy.

Sokler

Gueye, please

Hayes

I'm from Wester Ross and a Don.

Aye there's still a few of us, not ALL Huns but there's a fair few mind you.

Particularly in hospitals. Must have some really enthusiastic cleaners on the floor-polisher machine.

"oohyah fekker, I almost came a cropper there. Better watch thon floors, awfy skitey"

Slobodan Rubezic (please)

MacKenzie (or is he McKenzie). anyway him

Scales, please

It's a good job it isn't on Saturday at 3pm:

"And now a minute's silence for some old mannie related to the club (*) / some dignitary vaguely related to the SFA (*) / someone related to writing...

He also (alledgedly) loves a ladyboy XD. Nah don't want him he was a fud at the tic and not remotely magnanimous in defeat. Never like that in a manager, but maybe he was just reading the VicTim...

as first team coach

Lennon is a monumental heaving bellend. I suppose its an upgrade on Goodwin right enough, he was only a massive bellend.

I was only messing. I only really know the rude words in Gaelic myself, which would have been handy for the Alba commentary team tonight