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Damp smelling aunty beefers

I'm getting a bit predictable, but any plug ugly win will do.

I don't know if I can think of a more irritating little scrote than that Ross creature.
What a smug, unpleasant little c0ck he is.

I hope with every fibre of my being that he was bullied at...

That'll be nice.

Aye, but in the modern day fan-dannery that passes for fitba, intent isnae an issue.
Back in the day, at Inverdee or Sheddocksley that challenge gets shouts of 'Well in' and ' Let him ken yer there'...

Next week...St Johnstone managed by Levein.
The hammer-throwiest of all hammer throwers.

I'll hae Shinnie please.

Famously (against Arbroath? Or a meringue) while coming on as a sub, whipped aff his tracksuit breeks to discover he'd forgotten to put shorts on.

You saw the difference that extra couple of yards space/ couple of seconds time in the "engine room" made to Clarkson when he played the through ball to Bojan last Saturday.
I'd be amazed if a...

I've eschewed "A view from the terrace" primarily because I find the presenters to be irksome bawbags.

But last night's programme featured Arild Stavrum, the very definition of cult hero and...

An apposite, if thoroughly depressing, precis.

I could see this being an ugly draw (though I'd prefer an ugly win).
Motherwell will sit in, men behind the ball in two banks....usual.
It's fine saying " we played OK against...

Clarkson.

A Findochty residing Dandy of my acquaintance, with a passing attachment to Buckie, opines that Buckie don't want to progress into the league, for a variety of reasons.
Certainly someone is talking...

It's a known and proven fact that governance is only safe in the hands of straight, white middle aged men.

Anything else is just woke b0ll0cks.

This game gives me the fear.
Any Ane Widdecombe of a win will do.

First ever New Firm SC final though. Marvellous advert for Scottish football.

Clarkson.....dinna know what to make of him.
He's extravagantly talented with a ba' at his feet, but I am fu cked if I know his best position.
The obvious answer is "10" in a 4-2-3-1, but his eye...

Joe Hart is a fu cking dreg.
Why were the young lads put up before the more experienced guys?

Fu ck me.....

Clarkson

Me for one, largely on a single issue basis.

You'd almost think this was an election year.
Have they been linked to the basement of a pizza restaurant yet?

Yeah, I'm guessing all the pundits will be questioning why Sevco didn't appoint one of the experienced, available Scottish coaches.

Some achievement.
Up there with Tennants Sixes winners and Texaco Cup runners-up.

Celtic are only 4/9?????
I'd never bet against us, but that's decent odds.