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They have had two fecking months to find some cnut! Joke outfit now.

Better with Tony Robinson

Roos - Oot
McKenzie - In
Gartenmann - Oot
Jensen - Oot
Devlin - In
Morriss - Oot
McGrath - In
McDonald - In
Shinnie - Oot
Clarkston - In

Any advise on this. I have one either side of me and Im no very happy.

Bojan Hat trick

Brian Grant

hesgoal

There once was a goalscorer called Duk
His exploits made all the huns puke
He terrorised piss poor defenders
And sent them all on huge benders
Lets hope noone from england will look.

There once was a poster called John
His rubbish made everyone yawn
Made out he was a genius
But had a very tiny *****
From stayeing at home watchin ****

There once was a guy called McGhee
Scored plenty of goals before tea
Once managed at Todders
But soon got his jotters
And phucked off doon to Dundee

SaCk MaGuiNNeSs

There once was a Don called Devanha
His heed is as bent as a banana
He says hes a Red
But hes really a ned
Been smoking some gear in his Havana.

Sorry min.😀

There once was a Boss called McEennis
Who had an extremely small *****
So he went down to Glasgow
.................?
..............?

A fantastic winger called Weir
Pulled on his new boots with a cheer
He danced around Mills
And gave him the chills
Some say he still spinning the dee.

There once was a player - McGhee
Who fell over and injured his knee
He then became boss
No one gave a toss
Now gives his opinions for free