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    Just watched Everton-Forest highlights. Forest...

    Just watched Everton-Forest highlights.

    Forest denied three penalties; by ref and VAR.
    Ashley Young the culprit in all three incidents.
    One he kicked the back of the Forest player's foot - like...
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    Just about every time one of our players come...

    Just about every time one of our players come away with this sh*te we end up capitulating and getting raped.

    If only they'd shut their f*cking gobs and do their talking ON THE PITCH.
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    Ye jinxed it ye radge! :p Our players are...

    Ye jinxed it ye radge! :p


    Our players are PROFESSIONALS are they not?
    I've seen more f*cking desire and effort frae the amateurs at Shedocksley FFS. :mad:


    We need a clean-oot frae tap tae...
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    Well, it seems they'd be happy to play the game...

    Well, it seems they'd be happy to play the game on Mars.

    Can I suggest that they take a Space X rocket?
    Ye know, the one that keeps blowing up. >;)
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    Aye. That approach didnae exactly work oot to oor...

    Aye. That approach didnae exactly work oot to oor advantage in the past. :mad:

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    To quote David Byrne, "Same as it ever was."...

    To quote David Byrne, "Same as it ever was." :blue:
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    I suspect their shoe size is bigger than their...

    I suspect their shoe size is bigger than their IQ. ;D
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    They were a right pair of drug addled tits. ...

    They were a right pair of drug addled tits.

    The 'bed pushers' if I remember correctly.
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    For their disallowed goal : Bair had his arm...

    For their disallowed goal :
    Bair had his arm outstretched so foul and no goal.
    Imagine that that had been a defender. They'd be p*ssed off if that wasn't given as a penalty.

    For their penalty...
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    Let's see. In the last twenty seasons Hearts have...

    Let's see. In the last twenty seasons Hearts have been third five times, Aberdeen have been third three times.

    Oh no! :(

    But wait a minute!

    Hearts have been second once (and that was...
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    Ah, Soonlan! That explains his affinity for...

    Ah, Soonlan!
    That explains his affinity for Hearts - another 'nothing' club.

    Bloody spenk!
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    Not this sh*te again! FACT - Aberdeen did...

    Not this sh*te again!


    FACT - Aberdeen did not stay up in 1999-2000 because of any 'shenanigans' or preferential treatment.
    In fact the bottom club (whoever they were) were expected to do...
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    We seem to have an unerring habit of gifting...

    We seem to have an unerring habit of gifting teams an opportunity to break their bad runs.
    So I wouldn't be surprised to see Hearts to win comfortably.
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    Aye! The usual sh*te from us against the 'cheeks....

    Aye! The usual sh*te from us against the 'cheeks.

    Whether we score first or not, we park the double-decker and allow them to come at us.
    Given that you know the ref is just aching to point to the...
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    The quines are outdoing the loons. Down 0-12 and...

    The quines are outdoing the loons.
    Down 0-12 and still nae full-time!


    Edit: Bakers' Dozen.
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    Fit's Cherie Lunghi up tae these days? At...

    Fit's Cherie Lunghi up tae these days?

    At least she'd be easy on the een, unlike the fecking fitba on offer! :mad:
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    That's weird cos they were actually formed in...

    That's weird cos they were actually formed in 1909 as Dundee Hibernian.

    Maybe they're trying to forget the glory years of Second Division and Eastern League mediocrity.

    Or that, after leading a...
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    Aye, ye're richt. The Dons would steam-roll...

    Aye, ye're richt.

    The Dons would steam-roll your pathetic bunch. XD
  19. Get then telt, NMN. :cool: DJ and 57 - cut the...

    Get then telt, NMN. :cool:

    DJ and 57 - cut the loon some slack.
    It's a post on a fitba forum, nae a PhD thesis! XD
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    I always got "nicht schiessen" and "nicht...

    I always got "nicht schiessen" and "nicht scheissen" mixed up. ;D
  21. I wonder if the LEZ includes Mordor and Porkheid?...

    I wonder if the LEZ includes Mordor and Porkheid?
    Plenty of toxic emissions emanating from them.
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    A disgraced StMirren ex-manager once said, "We're...

    A disgraced StMirren ex-manager once said, "We're the luckiest team in the world, We were a disgrace of a performance.
    (Willie) Miller and (Alex) McLeish won the cup for Aberdeen. Miller and McLeish...
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    Or Clangers (three minutes in - I can't get the...

    Or Clangers (three minutes in - I can't get the sodding 'play from this time' option to work)?


    https://youtu.be/TBUmvjVjgUQ?t=170
  24. Bloody cheek! I'll take the dog over the hun...

    Bloody cheek!
    I'll take the dog over the hun every time. XD

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    They obviously used those mics that they always...

    They obviously used those mics that they always used to use at Pittodrie.
    You know, the ones that can pick up the sound of sweetie papers rustling a mile away but filter out the sound of a...
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