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    Need Terry Cooper and Peter Lorimer back for that.

    Need Terry Cooper and Peter Lorimer back for that.
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    Best Bates?

    Ken?
    Jeremy?
    Mick?
    Blaster?
    Master?
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    H Great Nasty

    Does H Great Nasty still inhabit these parts?
  4. Which team will be relegated from League Two this season?

    Walsall
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    They're changing guard at F­uckingham Palace,...

    They're changing guard at F­uckingham Palace,
    Prince Andrew went down on some bugger .........
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    Let's just establish that the boring c­unt at...

    Let's just establish that the boring c­unt at 'the other place' who keeps bumping up his 'Nice Day On The Fells' thread should f­uck off.
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    Northampton Town have won 3 of their last 5...

    Northampton Town have won 3 of their last 5 League Two matches. Chesterfield have won 4 of their last 5 National League matches.

    Carlisle United have taken 1 point from their last 5 League Two...
  8. The value of information is inversely...

    The value of information is inversely proportional to its age. If someone rang me with the information that the place where I am now sitting is going to explode in half an hour, that information is...
  9. People complain about the long period of time between the end of financial year .....

    ..... and the publication of the CUFC 1921 accounts.

    But I believe that the CUFC 1921 accounts are relatively swiftly published in comparison with those of the highly respected European Union.
    ...
  10. Saturday's Big European Match At The House Of Commons

    If Saturday's big European match at the House Of Commons is a tie it will go to penalties. If it is level after both sides have taken 5 penalties it will then become sudden defeat.

    Which MPs would...
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    Best user name ever .....

    .....has to be 'Reduced_To_This_S­hite'.
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    How much is Brunton Park worth?

    Well, Brunton Park cannot be valued as a football ground because obviously there will never be a lot of Premiership clubs trying to outbid each other for it.

    Its value is purely as a piece of land...
  13. Relegation candidates from League Two this season

    Well, Carlisle United have so far played 3 of the 4 teams currently beneath them in the League Two table. This has resulted in 9 points coming from the home game against Oldham Athletic and the away...
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    That's exactly the obvious point of this thread....

    That's exactly the obvious point of this thread. Catch up.
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    Does my Right Honourable Friend the member for...

    Does my Right Honourable Friend the member for Hallatrow realise that over at 'the other place' there is some boring b­astard who perpetually 'bumps up' his tedious 'Nice Day On The Fells'...
  16. Thread: HgateNasty

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    HgateNasty was the best ever person on this...

    HgateNasty was the best ever person on this board. He has to come back fully loaded.
  17. Thread: HgateNasty

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    HgateNasty

    What has happened to HgateNasty? We need him back with his full powers restored.
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    Nice Day On The Fells

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    This could go on for ever, getting more and more...

    This could go on for ever, getting more and more boring, maybe becoming this board's 'Nice Day On The Fells'. I shall maintain it thus, whilst drinking "a nice chianti".
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    The current manager is 19th in League Two,...

    The current manager is 19th in League Two, previous manager bottom of the National League and the one before him 18th in League Two.
  21. Thread: S****horpe

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    S****horpe

    Why are we not allowed to key in S​c​u​n​t​horpe on here. The swear word inhibitor prevents it.

    Try it, try keying in S​c​u​n​t​horpe.

    It shows as S****horpe.
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    Was​t​w​a​t​er

    Was​t​w​a​t​er
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    ​S​c​u​n​t​horpe

    ​S​c​u​n​t​horpe
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    S​c​u​n​t​horpe

    S​c​u​n​t​horpe
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    There is no case to be made for Pressley to be...

    There is no case to be made for Pressley to be regarded as a good manager. There is simply no evidence anywhere in his overall record that shows it.

    But at Carlisle United he has been given the...
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