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No VAR, ane we’re three up?:O

Fit the fùck’s going on?

Funny how it’s kept in its flight case only when matches are meaningless.

****ing wânkers.

They’ll edit him out when they sober up.

“Roll” in the toon.

“Buttery” in the sticks.

“Chipper” always. Anything else is poovery, just-fùcking-wrongspeak, a middle class affectation, and probably treason.

That’s dodgy Brewdog now Wattless in the top banana rôle.

The turbo-charged entitled egotism will not be sated without some other exploitative, litigation-happy, self-promotional stunt to keep him...

The Wañky Sčum whose honours board now apparently includes The Funso Ojo Assaulting Fair Play Cup had a capacity crowd at The Liceum last night, and we didn’t sell half the tickets for the deluded...

Can we now refer to our left back and Young Player of the Year as ‘Knackerjack’? :confused:

Chris McClure aka Christian, front man of The Chris McClure Section, eye-wateringly good soul band on the late 60s/early 70s before he took the far more lucrative cabaret route as Christian. Last...

Goal not given when the yun ‘keeper “saved” it?

Mate, in every general election since 1979, apart from 2017, and in Scottish elections, I’ve been forced to vote for the least-worst candidate/manifesto or vote tactically to keep some right wing...

Bookies apparently taking no more bets on Swinney. I used to rate him. He even rang our bell during the by-election when the late Abby/Ernie Winchester’s loon Mark McDonald was candidate in Aberdeen...

FM resigning today say the media.

I feel sorry for the poor sap, as he seems like an alright man, but it was his decision to go for it and take on the “continuity” mantle when the former FM’s...

and plagiarising blin lemon

‘s Macduff Moray Cup

Correct. Bumper was the other sub and Bertie had to dribble in kecks borrowed from him.

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I really can’t remember.

Bertie Miller. 6 didn’t join the club until July 72.

Apart from the 67 and 70 cup finals, this was my second-ever away game. The connection? I bought Electric Warrior in Clydesdale TV’s shop in Keith that very morning. Double dunter, giving the Jutes a...

Not a Proper Mannies’ fan of the Bopping Elf then?

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The only way to deal with the Invernessmasonism is to score early, and dare the Forces of Wânkage to attempt attack, then punish them.

That’s how we did ‘efficient’ Killie in the cup. If we can...

It’s been a failing on and off for decades. Porterfield signed Charlie Nicholas to try to circumvent the cloggers’ log-jam, Smiffy did the same with Gillhaus and was fortunate enough to have...

Cove’s brass neck probably gives them some sort of ‘near-enough-bronze’ status. Huns.

Who knows? It’s a widely-held view, but the blazers knew at the end of March that they wouldn’t achieve the standards required by the stated deadline, but the players and coaches didn’t, presumably...

Fuucking amateurs. Two reminder letters earlier this year eaten by the club monkfish. A bad day for the Greens all round.

In the tradition of green and white-hooped wearing clubs, it’ll be someone...

I’ll have a look later. Business first, frivolity can wait.

By the demeanour of Harvie grimacing as he crosses Charlotte Square, and Slater concentrating on the “one foot, then the other foot” approach to walking, I’d guess that they’ve been given their...