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    Finland was formerly ruled by Sweden, but neither...

    Finland was formerly ruled by Sweden, but neither make a song and dance about it. Many Finnish place names are given Swedish translations, even if the two languages have almost nothing in common,...
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    Lang lang afore the twa universities in toon...

    Lang lang afore the twa universities in toon decided to hae a race doon the Dee, the Torry Community Council Gala Week Sub-Committee (Regatta) met in The Anchorage to discuss that year's events.
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    Christmas. What a lot of ****in ****e.

    Christmas.

    What a lot of ****in ****e.
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    [continues...] “Fit happened tae him?” I offered,...

    [continues...] “Fit happened tae him?” I offered, “Wis he kidnapped by some o the heathens that bide on that side o the toon? There wis some affa suspicious lookin specimens gaun aboot in BMWs and...
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    North, sooth, east and west. Fower pints o the...

    North, sooth, east and west. Fower pints o the compass, but Aiberdeen disna seem to be divided that wye. But for the purposes o wir tale, ye’ll hae to imagine it.

    In the sooth, is Torry, the very...
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    That’s all very well, young man, but fiddiyemean...

    That’s all very well, young man, but fiddiyemean ‘stuff’?
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    Aye, the etymology would point to its being a...

    Aye, the etymology would point to its being a derivative of ‘silver’.

    Loving that avatar, mondo!
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    Pfffffft... That was SO 2002. Fluck Amazon...

    Pfffffft...

    That was SO 2002.

    Fluck Amazon and their tax-dodging.
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    Ach, why nae? I wis engrossed in the Channel 4...

    Ach, why nae?

    I wis engrossed in the Channel 4 racin fae Newton Abbot yesterday, when morrice the butcher’s brither came into the Torry Bar, bocht us baith a pint and then splootered aboot half...
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    It wis a richt shame. The quine that came to be...

    It wis a richt shame. The quine that came to be kent as Fool Annie had left the school but had had nae luck in pickin up a job. She wis willin to work, but awye she applied telt her, “We appreciate...
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    morrice the butcher's brither

    When morrice the butchers’s brither wis a young loon, money wis ticht. Even though aul morrice, morrice the butcher’s brither’s mither’s man had a half share in the shoppie that today proudly bears...
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    Demolition Day by Honey Island Swamp Band is...

    Demolition Day by Honey Island Swamp Band is swinging in a sac between the Lemon Towers canine's hind legs.

    http://www.music-news.com/review/UK/11967/Album/Honey-Island-Swamp-Band
  13. Self-appointed experts who scorn agreed process,...

    Self-appointed experts who scorn agreed process, decide that they've found a better way of doing things than that which is the prescribed method, and who then leave me to clean up the fugging sotter...
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    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
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    "...the cost of everything and the value of...

    "...the cost of everything and the value of nothing".
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    Serial tax dodger, fuel rebate subsidy junkie,...

    Serial tax dodger, fuel rebate subsidy junkie, immoral business technique-practising homophobe Brian Souter doesn't even feature as a vampiric leech on the public arteries.

    Of course, he funds...
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    I was at a funeral in Inverness yesterday, and a...

    I was at a funeral in Inverness yesterday, and a certain Alistair Fraser was talking in impressive terms about your hollow drinking legs.
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    Yaaaaas!

    Yaaaaas!
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    The auld site sweary filter test piece... ...

    The auld site sweary filter test piece...

    DAPHNE BROON'S PISHFLAPS
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