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    The problem with limerick meter In nae kenning...

    The problem with limerick meter
    In nae kenning its Paul fae its Peter
    If it was “lim-ER-ick
    It would scan fine with “Derek”
    (McKay, 1970 Tim-beater)
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    Masons on the brink of relegation. 2-1 down to...

    Masons on the brink of relegation. 2-1 down to Accies after the first leg.

    Plummet you artificial heelan hun hammer-throwing cúnts.
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    New Head of Refereeing SFA

    Willie Collum, I hear.

    No further statements will be issued on my behalf, but you’ll know what I’m thinking.
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    Negatory, Pigpen. A *proof-reading meeting,...

    Negatory, Pigpen.

    A *proof-reading meeting, that’s it.

    *Happy for it to be called “poòf-reading, in memory of my old team mate donsdaft. :blue:
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    Rules.

    Rules.
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    That Easter Road counter by Dante As pleasing as...

    That Easter Road counter by Dante
    As pleasing as stiffing Durranty
    On Hibs’ em’rald sward
    He earned the reward
    Of beefing Phoenix’s auntie
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    Definitely Foster, the Elgin hun wánk. He still...

    Definitely Foster, the Elgin hun wánk. He still hates us if his TV summarising on the Youth Cup final is a barometer.

    Coincidentally, I had a bit of business to attend to at Pittodrie yesterday,...
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    Deveronvale congratulating young Fletch on his...

    Deveronvale congratulating young Fletch on his achievement today. I didn’t know he was one of the chosen. 26147
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    No VAR, ane we’re three up?:O Fit the fùck’s...

    No VAR, ane we’re three up?:O

    Fit the fùck’s going on?

    Funny how it’s kept in its flight case only when matches are meaningless.

    ****ing wânkers.
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    They’ll edit him out when they sober up.

    They’ll edit him out when they sober up.
  11. “Roll” in the toon. “Buttery” in the sticks. ...

    “Roll” in the toon.

    “Buttery” in the sticks.

    “Chipper” always. Anything else is poovery, just-fùcking-wrongspeak, a middle class affectation, and probably treason.
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    That’s dodgy Brewdog now Wattless in the top...

    That’s dodgy Brewdog now Wattless in the top banana rôle.

    The turbo-charged entitled egotism will not be sated without some other exploitative, litigation-happy, self-promotional stunt to keep him...
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    The Wañky Sčum whose honours board now apparently...

    The Wañky Sčum whose honours board now apparently includes The Funso Ojo Assaulting Fair Play Cup had a capacity crowd at The Liceum last night, and we didn’t sell half the tickets for the deluded...
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    Can we now refer to our left back and Young...

    Can we now refer to our left back and Young Player of the Year as ‘Knackerjack’? :confused:
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    Chris McClure aka Christian, front man of The...

    Chris McClure aka Christian, front man of The Chris McClure Section, eye-wateringly good soul band on the late 60s/early 70s before he took the far more lucrative cabaret route as Christian. Last...
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    Goal not given when the yun ‘keeper “saved” it?

    Goal not given when the yun ‘keeper “saved” it?
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    Mate, in every general election since 1979, apart...

    Mate, in every general election since 1979, apart from 2017, and in Scottish elections, I’ve been forced to vote for the least-worst candidate/manifesto or vote tactically to keep some right wing...
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    Bookies apparently taking no more bets on...

    Bookies apparently taking no more bets on Swinney. I used to rate him. He even rang our bell during the by-election when the late Abby/Ernie Winchester’s loon Mark McDonald was candidate in Aberdeen...
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    FM resigning today say the media. I feel...

    FM resigning today say the media.

    I feel sorry for the poor sap, as he seems like an alright man, but it was his decision to go for it and take on the “continuity” mantle when the former FM’s...
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    and plagiarising blin lemon

    and plagiarising blin lemon
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    ‘s Macduff Moray Cup

    ‘s Macduff Moray Cup
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    Correct. Bumper was the other sub and Bertie had...

    Correct. Bumper was the other sub and Bertie had to dribble in kecks borrowed from him.
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    26110 I really can’t remember.

    26110

    I really can’t remember.
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    Bertie Miller. 6 didn’t join the club until July...

    Bertie Miller. 6 didn’t join the club until July 72.
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    Apart from the 67 and 70 cup finals, this was my...

    Apart from the 67 and 70 cup finals, this was my second-ever away game. The connection? I bought Electric Warrior in Clydesdale TV’s shop in Keith that very morning. Double dunter, giving the Jutes a...
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