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Bowman yet again proving he’s an unparalleled prick. A kiddy-on hardman when he played and a complete circus-act 30 years on.

The sooner those c_unts go bust, the better.

Personally, I’ve no great affinity with Dens. Had some brilliant times there over the last 40 years, but also endured some absolute pish, so in the interests of progress I’d be comfortable with...

It’s too late to learn from you though, Strokie.

Anyway, you’ll be needing another apology after Sunday’s rinsing at Tynecastle, so you should probably be getting on with that.

To be fair, he’s been very busy next door demanding a public apology from the club for last night.

Phucking minter.

Regardless of the ins and outs of contracts and sell-ons and whether he should have been allowed to leave for £50k or not, it’s generally accepted that he stopped trying for DFC. The employer who was...

The £150,000 is quoted in Utd’s own statement, so your £50,000 is the “notional” number here.

Let’s not get into a debate about IQs, you’d only humiliate yourself even more than you’re doing...

Good luck paying a £150,000 bill with that. I’m off to Currys to offer them £35 for a 50” telly.

Phucking moron.

The f ucking state these bellends are getting themselves in is magnificent.

Remember though folks, it’s all about the DABs, that’s all anyone was thinking about when they voted. It’s frightening...

Frightening. You wonder how long this can continue - can you imagine the crowd next week?

Tonight.

No ifs.

No buts.

Get McPake in the phucking sea and let’s see if we can salvage something from this horrific season.

Apathy is a very dangerous thing when it comes to football fans, Shuntz, but I’m getting to that point too. It’s unbelievable how oblivious the powers-that-be at Dens appear to be to our current...

That’ll be you ruined again, presumably?

See you next time for another bleaching.

Thick b@stard.

Not the faintest clue what you’re talking about. You really are astonishingly thick, which makes any sort of meaningful debate impossible.

If you’re picking folk up on punctuation, you DAB prick, you’ll be needing a comma after ‘day’ in the third sentence of your latest dickish post. Your final sentence should finish with a full-stop...

That’s the best you can do? You really are very limited indeed.

Bye for now, any time you fancy another bleaching, give me a shout.

Your guess would be wrong, but of course you know this, due to the way I’m managing to rip you a new @rsehole without even trying.

On the subject of being “not very intelligent”, thanks for being...

Yep, your life is so complete, you spend a significant part of it posting the dullest pish ever on a rival team’s forum. Repeatedly.

Dear me, seething much?

So, you don’t have a season ticket for the team you claim to support then? Thanks for clearing up what we already knew. Maybe you should have stuck to supporting Dundee...

Outstanding banter! I’ll do that if you post a photo of your season ticket for Tannadice.

No, thought not.

Please try harder, you’re making yourself look more and more ridiculous with each...

FFS DABdownsouth making a rip-roaring c unt of herself yet again. So soon after the last time too.

Wonderful stuff, keep up the good work.

You’re so incredibly dull that if I did know you, I certainly wouldn’t admit to it.

Always remember though, we know you were a ‘Dee before you were a kiddy-on DAB. What a phucking minter.

More drivel. I don’t have any pals on here, unlike you, who doesn’t seem to have any pals at all.

You know where I’ve been while my team’s been losing? Actually going to watch them. You should...

😂😂😂

Nope, not angry at all. My team won yesterday, so I’m enjoying the 3 points.

You, on the other hand, are all over a rival-team’s forum spouting utter drivel and it’s boring as phuck. It’s almost...

You’re not funny and your ‘banter’ is phucking sh!te.

Phuck off, you tedious DAB c unt.