Haw tough by sheep

[kel_]

I of just been on Sellafield and were chatting to an customer what turns out lives on the moor. He says he sometimes drinks in the brook too but, get this, he doesert know you and moorlass. How can that be?

[moorlad]

'Cos he's lying, he doesert gan in the Brook.

[moorlad]

What's his, and how old is he? I probably know his dad or summat.

[kel_]

He's called Patrick but he says he has only lived on the moor for anbout an year so divvent think his family will be from there.

I told him to look out for an fat **** with an ginger bint.

[moorlad]

Didert youse tell him I were baldy as well? That might of narrowed it down somewhat.

[kel_]

I forgot about your new, trendy haircut.

[moorlad]

I forgot about your new, trendy haircut.

Trendy?

Nah, just easier to dee like that with clippers.

You could also of mentioned my range off of 999 t-shirts.

[griff]

Am I about to see one off of the ****ers at the weekend? I can't wait.

Actually I can, that was just me playing the ****.

[moorlad]

I'll be there, may not be an 999 t-shirt though depending on the weather conditions.