Adam Lallana

[pompeygun]

Seeing as Lallana & SFc are making complete c#nts of themselves over the non incident ref Mark Clattenberg I feel its only fair that we join in the fun.

Things that upset Adam Lallana.
Being mistakenly referred to as Lallanis Morissette

Being asked to star in a children's TV show called 'Lallanas in Pyjamas'

people call Jaffa Cakes 'cakes' when they are biscuits! Adam knows this, cos he dunks them in his tea...twice!

Being asked to form an 80s pop trio called Lallanarama.

Getting the same Happy Meal toy 2 weeks in a row.

Feel free to add yours. But be careful he's a delicate little soul.

[chrisF]

Well, in Brazil this summer, he's gonna be pretty upset by all those people telling him:

"you shouldn't be here"

[pompeygun]

He'll be crying his eyes out!
When I think back to Refs like Jack Taylor dealing with Chopper Harris, Peter Storey, Jackie Charlton, Billy Bremner, Tommy Smith etc etc.

[chrisF]

VERY poor PR by the scum to get involved in this IMHO. They have made themselves a complete laughing stock and should simply have told La La to grow up! Quite ridiculous.

[Corkhead]

"Youre very different now since you played for England. You never used to be like this."

Its only what Bobby Moores missus said to him when he came home pissed after winning the World Cup.

[pompeygun]

Agree Chris. The shame of it is he's a very decent player but seemingly has a weak spot. Players all over the place will now exploit it. Stupid business.

[gosport]

Adam Lallana = crybaby

[Southerndown]

You'd think somebody with a brain at SFC would take control of the situation and say... Come on, drop it, it'll make you (and us) look a right bunch of dicks if this comes out!
But no, SFC decide to 'take it further'. Nice bit of PR work there

[bluekite]

Le Tiss didn't seem too impressed with the affair when he was asked about it on Sky.
He said he always enjoyed it when refs had a bit of banter with him. Seems all rather childish to me...not good PR for a grown up football club.
(Isn't LaLa one of the teletubbies?)

[Mangosmate]

A big baby in LA LA land... He should keep to playing with his J ROD, or even his own stinky winky.