Moorlass wants decking

[moorlad]

And an new fence at the bottom off of the garden. I of had to get an couple off of quotes, and there willn't be much change out off of an thousand (1,000) quid. She is trying to suggest that I dee the work, how ****ing stupid can youse get. There's absolutely nee chance off of me deeing it. An y how, I of seen an joiner who's an mate and I can get it cheaper, but I ofn't told her yet.

As I say, she wants decking.

[Pentridge]

SPOOKY.

I of just BINNED* an ton off of decking as the support underneath it was as rotten as an pear.

I'm gannin to put an patio and a bit off of block pave down instead, luckily my pal does loads off of groundwork and I've managed to get aboot 60 square metres off of him for 150 quid.

* the sister-in-law chored an bucket load off of it first tbf.

[kel_]

Cost us aboot 1300 quids for ours for the bint's dad to then gan and stain different parts at different times so now it looks aboot three different colours.

[alfinyalcabo]

Decking is very slippy when wet,i would suggest youse get some of off that anti slip stuff put on it,wouldnt want Moorlass slipping and hurting hersen

[Nevermore666]

Decking is ****e. I'm power washing the patio later. That's even ****ter.

[moorlad]

SPOOKY.

I of just BINNED* an ton off of decking as the support underneath it was as rotten as an pear.

I'm gannin to put an patio and a bit off of block pave down instead, luckily my pal does loads off of groundwork and I've managed to get aboot 60 square metres off of him for 150 quid.

* the sister-in-law chored an bucket load off of it first tbf.

Youse could of brought that decking up to the Brook meet Pents, I'd even of let youse put it down for us. ****ing selfish ****s youse southerners like.

[Pentridge]

Aye it does Alf, it's an **** off of an job to jet wash it every year too.

Of you thought this threw Moorlad?

o edit

[moorlad]

Decking is very slippy when wet,i would suggest youse get some of off that anti slip stuff put on it,wouldnt want Moorlass slipping and hurting hersen

Hmmm.

[moorlad]

Aye it does Alf, it's an **** off of an job to jet wash it every year to.

Of you thought this threw Moorlad?

It isert my job to think at home, I just keep out off of the way as much as possible and pretend to listen when I can't avoid her.

[Floppy_funbags]

Block paving is gash Pents, yous'll get weeds and ting coming threw the joints in no time.

Cobblecrete's where it's at. Ace stuff.