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Thread: Betty Commits Traffic Offence This Morning

  1. #1
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    Betty Commits Traffic Offence This Morning

    A noticed that Betty was travelling darn the Mall this morning in a car with no licence plates displayed, contrary to the Road Traffic Act.

    If adda been a Traffic Cop in the area adda put mi blue leets on and pulled in front of her car to give her a ticket.

    Still it ez been caught on camera so a notice of intended prosecution will be sent in the post.
    Last edited by SBRed48; 19-12-2019 at 12:03 PM.

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    She is neither the registered keeper nor the driver so she was only a passenger as per the rest of her life
    I take it you're not keen on the monarchy

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    Betty owns ivverything ararnd a mile radius of Buck Palace,all paid fo by me.

    Did tha see all those Royal "guards" and staff hanging ararnd the Westminster area ?

    If Betty wasn't technically the registered keeper on the documents then do her for aiding and abetting a criminal offence. Prince Andrew could be her character witness in Cooart.

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