Coming to United for a last hurrah. When a player gets to their age its about not picking up an injury, you cant add another, those attacking runs are out or running off the ball. Because you cant anymore.

Playing at 60 per cent. Because at the end of the day you cant be ar sed, and glad to hear a final whistle.

We can see who united are targeting, old, experienced, knackered, no motivation, one said he was excited to come to Cambridge......a lie.

When they leave it will be to non league.

No go faster stipes then, the engine still 850 cc, needing a push start, oil not changed, spark plugs coated, brakes worn, too many miles.

By far.

Mr Barry at his penny pinching best, hes a sucker for all the old pros.