This is not a windup. Carlisle are top of the league in Britain when it comes to depression, 21 per cent have some sort of treatment.

My appreciation of Carlisle is a sort of garden of eden, remote beautiful, but then thats my character, thats not everybodys.

Is its remoteness the problem, or is it lacking something. The smaller a place is the more community spirit there is, or is that the problem.?

The next question is to what degree is Carlisle United to blame? Back to back relegations is not a recipe for happiness, is entertainment a problem, or a lack of it?