Whether you believe the Pig injury list is factual or a ploy to save money I ain't sure. I had an interesting email from a work colleague last night ( who is a darksider ) and is pi**ed off with the non stop Pig Heaven excuse makers. Apparently when the pigs had a full squad to choose from at the beginning of the season, most of the players ( 10 in fact ) who played against Ipswich on Tuesday played at Fulham when they won 1 - 0. The notable absentees against Ipswich were Bannen, Hooper ( who was substituted ) and Forestfairy who was on the bench. He sent an email to Piggy Heaven knowing it wouldn't get read out as it would burst a lot of bubbles especially the Parkgate Bore who he dislikes with a vengeance.

Just nice to see that not all Pigs are deluded and spend most of the time at the bottom of their gardens with the fairies.