😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴Up to 17,000 people are coming for the Cambridge game. Im sure you have had bigger crowds but not for this reason. This has to be a record attendance at a funeral. Yours. When you lose there will a way back, but you will have to produce promotion form.
At £2-00 entrance fee, it is still overpriced. Then again maybe not. Comedy will be included, and im sure Cambridge fans will laugh at your players trying to get some sort of purchase on the ball using feet, head and hands. It may become audible during the game.
There cant be anything funnier than Brisley or whoever taking a swing at the ball and missing, or slicing, or hoiking down the Derby road. When it comes to football, you have Van Goghs ear for music, or it will be like playing a team of Little Nells.
I am coming up friday night, so lock up your wives, as i will be operating up until saturday lunch time. I will try and get first names and areas of residence, not addresses. I know what your thinking, that will be my achilles heel. Unlike you i will be getting anti bodies injections on Monday morning, and my brain will still be working Tuesday.
Unlike yours. Rog.