I'm a gooner and have high hopes for the lad. Every now and then he has the look of a young Ian Wright Wright Wright about him.

Should have scored a late winner against Real recently with a glancing header that went just wide. But didn't look out of place against them, or Munich (where he scored the winner) or Fiorentina (where he scored twice.)

Scored the last goal of our EPL season. (Though if he'd squared it for Auba, Auba would have won the golden boot out-right.)

Is he gonna start for you lot?

Or is it gonna be like when we loaned Serge Gnabry to WBA and he didn't play because he was too skillful and not some clod-hopping donkey like that cünt Tony Pullis wanted, so he didn't break through and we sold him cheap, and he's now banging them in for Bayern?

Anyway, hope he has a great season for you lot and hope he gets you lot back to the top flight where you belong.

Peace and love from the good bit of London.