Overheard conversations...

[mygiddypant]

“When the Brentford player decapitated their keeper with a flying overhead scissors kick, I had no option but to send the keeper off for provocative intimidation by standing on his line. I was inclined to let his head stay on the pitch as that was a separate matter….”

[mygiddypant]

“When the Brentford player scored from a position five yards offside myself and the other officials were discussing how gay the seating colour scheme is, so missed the moment….”