I Can hardly wait for all the excitement to unfold during the January 2020 transfer window. I wonder what all our stellar signings will be this time? here are my thoughts:
The donkey to Lazio maybe for 99p and a packet of crisps.
McKenna to Salford City for a fiver
Wilson out on Loan to Elgin City to get game time as he still tries to re-invent himself as the next Christie.
Clitoris Main loaned out to Cove
We sign Stevie May on loan till the end of the season (stellar signing)
And our stellar almost signing will be Dylan Mcgeouch
We will also bring in a pair of no hoper dudes on loan till the end of the season as Bryson has spent more time on the treatment table than the pitch and Ojo has just been sh1te and had his contract cancelled by "mutual consent"
Of course the above are just my best guesses, but in all fairness we need not worry at all as Del McWinless knows already exactly what he is going to be doing and the January transfer window will once again be the result of all the fantastic hard work that him and his leadership team do two windows in advance.
We are in safe hands and will easily secure a top six finish.
Oh dEReK mCWinLESs
Oh and Andy Considine will sign another contract extension that will be viewed just like a new signing for us.