O/T Joke of the day

[Brin]

Someone in the shop today asked me to name three Qatar players.

So I said , ''Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and George Harrison''.

[CAMiller]

Someone in the shop today asked me to name three Qatar players.

So I said , ''Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and George Harrison''.

That was actually the joke of yesterday

https://boards.footymad.net/showthre...8#post40161938

[Brin]

That was actually the joke of yesterday

https://boards.footymad.net/showthre...8#post40161938

Just goes to show how personal issues have overtaken my life this week. Hardly looked in on here.

Not to worry I hopefully look to catch up next week. Well done to the initial postee, it made me smile when I read it today.

[CAMiller]

Just goes to show how personal issues have overtaken my life this week. Hardly looked in on here.

Not to worry I hopefully look to catch up next week. Well done to the initial postee, it made me smile when I read it today.

Hope things are OK Brin?

Here's a 'get mi coat' joke for you but don't laugh too hard.

Three England fans were talking about the sad state of national team;
The first fan...: "I blame Southgate; if he'd pick the right players, we'd be a decent team."
The second fan.... "I blame the players; if they made more effort, I'm sure we'd be a decent team"
The third fan.... "I blame my parents; if I had been born in a different country, I'd be supporting a decent team."

[Geetarman]

I wasn't going to say owt 🦉

[Brin]

I wasn't going to say owt ��

Please don't, as you can see I've not included you as a guitarist

[Geetarman]

At the risk of being pedantic, I am a guitar nerd. Love the smell of guitar wood. The older the better. My 'resumme', my dad was an accomplished jazz pianist, and my mother and grandma could play a bit. My grandma used to play the organ in High Green church on Sundays.

Anyway, there I was teaching myself to play piano around 1964, and along came The Kinks, The Beatles and The Stones. So I taught myself to play guitar cos it was louder than piano. Well, electric guitar was.

[Pattylallacks2]

I wasn't going to say owt ��

I haven't been able to say anything for days due to chronic Qatar

[Ronners]

Have you heard about McDonald’s new World Cup-themed burger?
It’s called, “The Qatar pounder.” UTM

[Ronners]

What do you call a Scotsman holding the World Cup?
An engraver.