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    Cheltenham Festival

    Don't bet on jumpy horses, it's madness.

    Make an exception for Labaik in the first though. I got that tip from my dad, who heard it from a genuine Irish man. Win big in the first race & take the rest of the week off

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    Ive just lumped on each way. You better be correct.

    25/1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    Ive just lumped on each way. You better be correct.

    25/1
    You just trusted a man from Dumbarton's, dad's, irish mate, who said right at the start that betting on "jumpy horses" was madness.

    I just found some powder in an Ajax bottle that under the right light looks kinda yellowish and I think is probably gold dust. Would you like to buy it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Getintaethem View Post
    You just trusted a man from Dumbarton's, dad's, irish mate, who said right at the start that betting on "jumpy horses" was madness.

    I just found some powder in an Ajax bottle that under the right light looks kinda yellowish and I think is probably gold dust. Would you like to buy it?
    Ach i never flutter on horses. Ones nae going to hurt

    I might even watch the race

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    Ach i never flutter on horses. Ones nae going to hurt

    I might even watch the race
    Only joking. I have not for many years ever since getting a sure thing from a mate who got it from a man in the know who knew the trainer. Horse came in last. Good thing really because we were all considering becoming part owners in a racehorse at the time. Would have been a terrible decision as that horse was last seen on Blackpool beach with a hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Getintaethem View Post
    You just trusted a man from Dumbarton's, dad's, irish mate, who said right at the start that betting on "jumpy horses" was madness.

    I just found some powder in an Ajax bottle that under the right light looks kinda yellowish and I think is probably gold dust. Would you like to buy it?

    One of these days you'll be right. Don't let the setbacks get you down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    One of these days you'll be right. Don't let the setbacks get you down
    Didn't say it was going to lose though did I?

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    Linger & Deubachet EW double in the last two races.

    Smash the bookies!

    (But keep in mind jumpy horses are utter b'stards & nothing's certain)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    Don't bet on jumpy horses, it's madness.

    Make an exception for Labaik in the first though. I got that tip from my dad, who heard it from a genuine Irish man. Win big in the first race & take the rest of the week off
    Was nae Johnny "Porkchops" Joyce by any chance ?

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    Yaaaaaaaaaas

    Cheers Mason min.

    F@cking winner.

    Due you a pint when i head to the rock. Or 10 min
    Last edited by Pacman1903; 14-03-2017 at 01:37 PM.

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