With a week to go until the start of the footy season, I thought I would start a possibly controversial thread on a subject that has grown increasingly interesting to me, since I have become a Mexican Goat-herder.....Nudism
Back in Blighty, a combination of the cold weather, a reasonably high-profile job and bringing up a family, had meant that I could not indulge my interests, apart from via the internet, wistfully enjoying the attributes and attractions of the human body.....but as I approach the twilight of my life, a combination of the high annual average temperatures here and my relative seclusion, has left me free to wander "sin ropas".
Initially it was just the odd afternoon around the pool and completely naked at night against the mosquito netting, but I have found myself wandering around more and more completely starkers.....and it feels great.
The advantages are many......my laundry basket takes forever to fill up (I wash my laundry in an old top-loader in the garden that discharges into the bamboo plants), the high 30 degree temps for 9 months seems to have less effect on me, I do not have to worry about matching clothes ie white shirt, black trousers, Hawaiian shirt with surf-boarder shorts etc.
Disadvantages....the occasional cactus thorn through the flip-flops, my neighbours are 250 yards across open fields and if I can see clearly into their house and garden with my binos and high-powered telescope, then possibly they can do the same?.....people occasionally bang on the huge black security gates and I have to frantically search for a pair of shorts.......sunburn to exposed private parts, obviously not a huge problem as I am fully intact, but I made the tallywacker a little sun hat to be on the safe side.
Girlfriends - my latest girlfriend is coming up for 4 years in September and we may be having a problem with the old "sell-by, best-before date".....I am off to meet her for a midnight run down to Belize to see if it is a merely a re-packaging issue, or possibly a "total product recall" that is needed...mmmm, not sure....BUT, if it is a question of trading-in, should I amend my Plenty of Fish Profile to include my new penchant for wandering around in the buff?.....the last thing I want to do is frighten off the latest addition to Tarquin Towers by wandering around the living room with the one-eyed snake peeking at her.......mmmm......the trouble is, if I put "Mexican female nudist needed" on my profile (a) I look like a total weirdo and (b) the only replies I will get are from other serial weirdos....tough call.....maybe there are some on here that have had similar issues and can advise me?
I did some research on the old YouTube....and I came across the excellent BBC documentary about a chap called the "Naked Rambler" who walks up and down the UK, starkers........last I heard, he was just finishing his 50th visit to jail.....9 years served from 18 years of actual sentences.....sad story, full of pathos and humour....plus a healthy dose of female and male nudity......be warned....it is a tad naughty in places, but actually I felt strangely moved by the plight of a fellow nudist.......wish me luck in my naked ramblings....Tarks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suDw...DA1612&index=1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Gough