From today's Daily Ranger - http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/f...se-how-9788375


So there I was at Morrisons the other day, looking for a box of Shreddies Max.

I can’t find them and I’m starting to get agitated, walking up and down the cereal aisle, face like thunder. This woman walks up and asks if I need a hand.

She kindly helps me out and points me in the right direction. So I thank her very much and put them in my shopping trolley.

The next thing I see these three ****age boys laughing at me. One of them shouts something I can’t repeat in the pages of a family newspaper and I respond by saying something along the lines of ‘Wee man, I’ll wrap this trolley around your heid and knock you into those f***** Frosties over there!’

Five minutes later I’m at the yogurt fridge. Raging. And I’m looking around to see where they’ve gone.


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