OK I'm expecting the usual insults but this is a serious bit of advice to Warney and Douglas.

Usain Bolt is retiring and his dream is to play professional football.

His dream is not RUFC but Man UTD or better but realistically he has no chance as he isn't good enough but for RUFC it's a big maybe.

Imagine Usain upfront or on a wing!!!

Even if he is just a bit short of quality imagine the crowds flocking to see him..Full house every game.

Bolt is in London as I type...I can even see him.

Get it done Douglas..Make the man an offer!!