just had a row with me neighbour
now i know there is a distance between his and my house but i noticed the sad kunt was putting lights on his roof and garage and hedgwways over the weekend

he then came round and told me he is ahving a light switching on party and would i like to attend

would i pheck you stupid twot i said

xmas is ages away

lights should go on a coupek of weeks before xmas

or when sunderland are relegated
which ever comes soonest

who the pheck puts xmas lights on before december for phik sake