Chalky was at the game, a County fan, and he sent me a email. He was less than impressed. He said that he was at a disadvantage, the game started. It only took about ten minutes, he heard laughter at the back of the stands, and at half time he wondered if it was better to have a half time, or an interval without two halves.

You know wot i mean he said. He described the County team as pot bellied, too big in the bust,doubled chinned,and ambling like an arthritic yeti. And performed like Bambi on an ice rink.

It was the footballing equivalent of pink Blancmange. County are Englands footballing performing flea. I bridled at this desperate criticism, surely it cant be that bad? Especially from a County fan. Can Marx be an improvement?, thats Groucho not Karl.

Its still nil, nudder, zilch, zip, none, zero wins. Never mind. Mr Oil Slick will get you out of it. Your plight can only be described as a slow crucifiction, while the rest of us giggle.

Good Luck. Roger.