400 Blues fans descend on Villa Park. They spot a Villa fan over the hill on Aston Park.
The leader of the Blues fans sends 10 of his lads over the hill to deal with him. Five minutes later the Villa fan appears and says ‘Is that all you’ve got?’
The leader sends 50 of his guys to deal with him.
Five minutes later the Villa fan appears and said ‘Is that all you’ve got?’
Disgruntled the leader sends 250 of his guys.
Five minutes later a lone Blues fan returns and says
‘Go back lads it’s a trap. There’s 2 of them!’