What about this little gem.

“A home care worker has been criticised after saying "Ey up chuff nut" to a disabled man.
A relative of the man highlighted the carer's language as part of a report into home care in Sheffield.
Independent body Healthwatch said families wanted care workers to improve their communication skills, especially when looking after those with dementia.
The watchdog said firms needed to be clear on how they vetted and recruited employees.
The woman who complained about the term directed at her relative said it would be a beneficial if his care workers spoke to him differently.”


In my view this is completely nuts, even chuff nuts