I have been going to ask you this for a while. I think you come from or live in Norton Canes by Cannock, correct? I seem to remember back in the 70s there was a scandal involving the local WMC. It was something about the gaffa's wife and another girl giving after hours shows along the line of something you might get in Amsterdam at the time. Are you old enough to recall anything about it?

Strange request I know, it was just that I was eating a Banana last week and it kind of jumped into my mind!