You give me all your dosh, I give you a wee bit back then I spend the rest. I get daft old you to pay my mortgage credit card and hefty bar bill. I add my interest to your account.. Then we do it all again the following year your bill rises and I have a right good laugh at you point and say.. Oi Jock your skint then I say jezzo min your thick as feck.

I'm I right

Wee bit humour wee bit politics ..Sorry.