Ararnd that time it worrard fo Betty to keep up wi who wo shagging whom ----

Charlie wo rodgering Camilla
Diana wo wi Captain Hewitt (who bears a striking likeness to Prince Harry born nine months later) and later Dodi
Andrew wo seen in the houses of the then recently convicted pa edo (edits correct spelling) Jeffrey Epstein
Fergie wo evvin her tooarz sucked by her financial advisor John Bryan
Anne wo knocking abart wi that Tim Laurence

And we wo paying forrit all.

God save the Queen.