Just thought it would be worth starting a separate thread about the most infuriating signing our club have ever made... Curtis Main. The purpose of this thread is to give everyone an opportunity to attempt to describe how bad he is and to try to put into words their feelings about him. I feel we need to get it out there, as internalising these thoughts could potentially have a seriously damaging impact on our mental health.

Let me begin...

Curtis Main - a replacement for Stevie May, but 100 times worse. Headless chicken. Brainless, headless, chicken. Charges around like an over-enthusiastic child in a sweety shop, or the preverbial bull in a china shop. Gives away needless free kicks. Gets needlessly sent off. Can't control a football. Looks like a nob. Can't score goals. Tries to con the ref by kicking the ball out of the keepers hands before proceeding to kick it in the goals - runs off celebrating while literally everyone else in the stadium is just thinking "what a ****". Keeps better players with greater potential out of the team, such as Anderson. Is in his mid 20s and has hardly scored any goals in his career despite playing loads of games. Was a rubbish player in a rubbish Motherwell team, but for some reason we signed him as we (presumably) were trying to build a team to compete for trophies. Total waste of a wage. Ridiculous signing.