Probably nonsense and just the DT looking for something to fill the sports pages, but...they seem to have stuck with the Max Bird linked with Chelsea story for a couple of days now.

Apparently Frank Lampard is keen to take him for £5m.

All seems a little one way from Frank - ‘if you don’t f’in bounce...’ - Lampard to me, but what do we think...any truth in it...utter make believe...or ‘£5m! You’re having a laugh’?