Us v Covid-19

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In the spirit of MA’s match day reports (remember them?) and because all the talk of Coronavirus is on the ‘Johnson in Hospital’ thread, which he no longer is, here’s a light hearted attempt to reconsider our ongoing Coronavirus thoughts.

Raab. Stepped into the breach and dropped a couple of clangers but better than expected. 5
Johnson. Season hampered by injury and off the pitch distractions. Poor pre-season. 3
Gove. Another possible alternative captain. Needs to show more self discipline. 5
Sunak. A bright and encouraging performance from the young debutant. Appears more confident than many. 9
Williamson. Anonymous and ineffective. 3
Hancock. Looks out of his depth at this level. Should never have been signed to replace Hunt. 4
Patel. Hasn’t mastered the basics. Poor attitude. Abject. 1
Trump. Worst signing I can ever remember. Arrogant, greedy and not a team player. 0
Starmer. Decent start. Constantly available to support others. 7
Moore. (Capt Tom). MOTM. Clear example to all, brilliant performance. Shouldn’t allow himself to be distracted by Ball. 10
‘Great’ British Public. One or two dodgy moments but a generally encouraging and responsible performance. 7