Cheers afc1903mad, and good efforts Don Julio

In the wake o' the Aberdeen outbreak ... and in 'honour' o' 'the eight' ....

Tae the tune o' Guantanamera ... or, if ye prefer, 'One Willie Miller' ....

"Clatty orra middens,
We are aa clatty orra middens.
Clatty orra miiiiidens,
We are aa clatty orra miiiiidens"

.... some might prefer this tae admittin we're sheep shaggin baztards, Ah dinna ken