I'm reading Harry Pearson's 'The Farther Corner - A Sentimental Return to North East Football', the sequel to his earlier book from a number of years ago, 'The Far Corner - A Mazy Dribble through North East Football' (both brilliant reads by the way).
Any way on page 22 Pearson has this conversation with some football diehards at a Jarrow Roofing FAC 2nd Qual match vs. Burscough when someone got round to asking the question which manager you'd least like to use the toilet before you if you were staying in a caravan?
Sam Allardyce, would you believe, was by far the most popular (or the least) choice. Rather apt really, as I'm sure he could s hit a pot full 🤣