I was surfing the interwebs vainly looking for some indication we had signed a striker or LB and came across some Daily Mail article with some very nicely proportioned "fitness instructor" in a thong. She was on a boat with some retired baseball player A-rod.

As I looked at the picture I longed for one of 3, yes count them 3, Yamaha 300 outboard motors. Couldn't help but think they could spare one for my little runabout!