Such a horrible business going down, and its not April yet. Not like a last day decider....ha ha ha ha.

If we were to perform an autopsy the doctor would faint, the stink rising from the first cut would knock him out, as well as everyone else in the room, probably the building, that festering, fulminating pus would leap out.

The reasons for relegation are thus, that you should never have gone up. Your players lousy, disadvantaged, the games always had to kick off, no escape there, you would have been better off with Tallulah Bankhead as goalie.

Not only do you have your players, you pay them....to finish 24th.

If you were a play, lets say Romeo and Juliet, the audience would laugh, you are so bad ive heard there are tears during and after a game.

Your club is vulgar, snot blasted, run by hoo ray henry hooked nosed, lolling tongued practical jokers, they signed Mellish, and all trhe others. Will the owners take the players to court?, no. Will they keep paying them?, yes, ...se how stupid they are.