Stop moaning, way worse when you open the packet and it's the TOP three crackers broken and you have to sort through them, crumbs all over the place having to clean them up and you think you have it bad welcome to my crap world.
Those massive flags behind goals at Arsenal
Daniel Sturridge celebration arms dance
Other managers moaning after being beaten by us
Frank Lampard..I spend more of my time thinking about him that he ever will about me
Bottom three crackers always broken
Stop moaning, way worse when you open the packet and it's the TOP three crackers broken and you have to sort through them, crumbs all over the place having to clean them up and you think you have it bad welcome to my crap world.
Fool! you are obviously opening them the wrong end first, everybody knows that the broken ones are put into the packet firstOriginally Posted by Captain_Methven
On original subject Frank Lampard doesn't return my calls
Sturridge and Swazzez(sic) being called SAS
If I was being held hostage in a hostile embassy or hand cuffed to a naked Max Clifford in a *** dungeon I would prefer the original Special Air Service to come diving through the windows not these two professional footballers
Also 'Stevie G' sounds like a piss poor pub DJ
Fool! you are obviously opening them the wrong end first, everybody knows that the broken ones are put into the packet first [/quote]Originally Posted by twofootedchallenge
Well I've started up the Cracker Liberation Front, we will be breaking both the top three AND bottom three crackers until the supermarkets give into our demands of a packet of crackers without one single cracker broken, now who is the fool
Shearer and Sutton used to be called the SAS so it's kind of a been their done it kind of thing, the Sturridge celebration brings back nightmares of a lanky streak of urine doing a robot dance.Originally Posted by twofootedchallenge
Nobody else does, so your point isOriginally Posted by twofootedchallenge
Nobody else does, so your point is [/quote]Originally Posted by Captain_Methven
I'm as lonely as an optimist in any of the Birmingham postcodes
Yeah I hate that one with a passion too. It sounded even more pathetic when Steve McLaren used to use it when he was England manager as wellOriginally Posted by twofootedchallenge
I also hate United fans calling Old Trafford OT or the Theatre of Dreams
I hate people referring to the "production line of talent" from the "Dario Gradi Academy of football" at Crewe when, if you look at it even remotely closely, they have only really produced Dean Ashton of any note since that era when there was a glut of them in the top flight (David Platt, Robbie Savage, neil Lennon & co) which is going back at least 20 years
On the SAS, its marginally better than the prolific Latics strikeforce of Graham Lancashire & Graeme Jones in 1996/97 which was nicknames "The G-Force"!!!!
On a food related issue I hate those "easy resealable" bags for dried pasta you get where the bag either rips when you open it & makes the resealable bi